Monarch: Green Maeng Da
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Noms Selzters: Grapefruit
Grapefruit NOMS Kratom Seltzer – 4 Pack & 24 Pack
Bright, citrusy, and boldly refreshing—Grapefruit NOMS Seltzer delivers a crisp, tangy kick with every sip. Infused with 45mg of MIT, this zero sugar, zero calorie functional beverage is designed for clean energy without the alcohol.
Whether you're cutting back on booze or looking for a modern wellness drink, Grapefruit NOMS is your go-to for bold flavor and hangover-free refreshment.
✅ Alcohol-free alternative
✅ Zero sugar, zero calories
✅ Caffeine-free with L-theanine boost
✅ 45mg of MIT per can
Available Sizes:
– 4-Pack
– 24-Pack
Perfect for festivals, clean living, or anytime you need to sip the moment and feel the vibe.
Refreshing by nature. Elevated by NOMS.
Noms Selzters: Lemon Lime
Lemon Lime NOMS Kratom Seltzer – 4 Pack & 24 Pack
Zesty, clean, and endlessly refreshing—Lemon Lime NOMS Seltzer delivers a crisp fusion of lemon and lime with every sip. Infused with 45mg of MIT and boosted with L-theanine, this zero sugar, zero calorie seltzer offers functional energy without the crash—or the alcohol.
It’s a modern twist on a classic citrus duo, made for clear-minded days, social nights, and everything in between.
✅ Alcohol-free and hangover-free
✅ 45mg MIT + L-theanine for feel-good focus
✅ Zero sugar, zero calories, caffeine-free
✅ Bright, citrusy flavor with a clean finish
Available Sizes:
– 4-Pack
– 24-Pack
From chill afternoons to high-vibe evenings, Lemon Lime keeps it light, lively, and guilt-free.
Elevate the occasion. No alcohol needed.
Noms Selzters: Triple Berry Rush
Triple Berry NOMS Kratom Seltzer – 4 Pack & 24 Pack
Bold, juicy, and perfectly balanced—Triple Berry NOMS Seltzer fuses blueberry, raspberry, and blackberry into one vibrant, tart-sweet sip. Each can is infused with 45mg of MIT and enhanced with L-theanine to keep your energy smooth and your vibe right—without the sugar, calories, or alcohol.
Whether you're relaxing, recharging, or reaching for something better, this functional beverage fits effortlessly into your lifestyle.
✅ Alcohol-free & hangover-free
✅ 45mg MIT + L-theanine for clean, steady energy
✅ Zero sugar, zero calories, caffeine-free
✅ Juicy, berry-packed flavor with no compromises
Available Sizes:
– 4-Pack
– 24-Pack
Ideal for mindful sippers, flavor chasers, and anyone cutting back without missing out.
Sip the moment. Feel the vibe.
Noms Selzters: Variety
NOMS Kratom Seltzer Variety Pack – 6 Pack & 24 Pack
Explore all three bold flavors of NOMS Kratom Seltzer in one refreshing variety pack. This functional beverage lineup features Grapefruit, Lemon Lime, and Triple Berry—each infused with 45mg of MIT for a clean, alcohol-free buzz.
Every can is zero sugar, zero calorie, and caffeine-free, making NOMS the perfect alcohol alternative for wellness seekers, social sippers, and anyone looking to elevate their drink game.
✅ Clean energy
✅ No alcohol, no crash
✅ Naturally bold flavors
Available Sizes:
– 6-Pack (2 cans of each flavor)
– 24-Pack (8 cans of each flavor)
Whether you're sober curious or just skipping the booze, NOMS delivers hangover-free refreshment with every sip.
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